You see an advert in
a paper. It reads: Bachelor male seeks housemaid for general cleaning duties.
Competitive wage. For an immediate interview please call…You don’t really
fancy going to clean out some old bloke’s bog, but you really need the money,
so you leave a message on his answering machine and wait.
Two days
later you get a phone message. It’s the bloke from the advert, and the voice
sounds strangely familiar, but you can’t quite place who it is. Anyhow, he
gives you an address, and you realise that the interview is only in two hours so
you get ready to go.
You
arrive at this man’s flat, ready to put your arm up the U-bend, and ring the
doorbell. But you almost faint when none other than James Dean Bradfield answers
the door. You say, "Hello", a little nervously. He takes you around
his flat, and tells you about his last cleaner who he had to sack, because she
stole some of his vinyl and flogged it. You see the sadness in his eyes and tell
him that sort of behaviour isn't anything you would do. You ask how old
she was, and he says, "Oh she was nearly 70, so she wasn't me girlfriend or
anything!"
After
taking you around his flat and telling you how he likes things done, he makes
you some tea. (If anyone has heard about James’ tea making, you’ll know
he’s not very good.) He asks if you have had any cleaning experience before.
You admit you’ve only helped family and stuff, you’re not professional or
anything. Finally you admit that you’re only doing it because you’re
completely broke.
5 months later...
You have now been
cleaning for James for a very long five months. Over this time you have started
to become really good friends. He has trusted you enough to have your own key,
as he still likes the flat cleaned when he’s away on tour. But
today is different. He’s just phoned you up, and he wants you to clean again.
Funny thing is he never usually phones you up to clean - you just go there when
you have to. However, you only cleaned his flat yesterday, and it won’t need
doing again until a few days later. But he says he just wants it doing a bit
more, so you go over.
You
have to let yourself in because you kept on ringing the door and he wouldn’t
come (he will later though, just in a different fashion!). You keep thinking he
is playing some nasty joke on you, but you know him well enough that he would
not do such a thing. You realise you didn’t hoover his bedroom, so you do that
and you find that he’s not there. You go round all over his flat and can’t
find him anywhere. So off you go to clean his bathroom, and that’s when you
get a shock. You almost faint when you see him in his large round tub. "Don’t
go", he says. You back away shyly, saying you have to put the washing
machine on, fully knowing that it is already on - you’re just trying not to
look at the enormous cock that’s sitting between his legs. He beckons you over
to join him. The bath is not a Jacuzzi or anything but it is really bubbly.
He’s got one of those Babyliss things that make it like a Jacuzzi, instead.
Besides all that cleaning, makes you feel achy, so you take your clothes off and
climb in, You sit opposite him, as you’re still trying to avert your eyes from
that cock of his, but its not working!
He
starts to go on about how long he’s fancied you, how he likes to look at you
and how he fills with lust every time you are in his flat. You ask him if this
is why he wanted you over, and shyly he says yes. You’ve been feeling the same
way too, but you’ve been too scared to admit because, like him, you could not
find the right words to say. With this you go and sit next to him, and he pulls
you close to him and he kisses you with so much passion, that electricity just
races through you like dynamite. “I’ve wanted to do that to you for
months,” he says to you, when you pull back to breathe. Too breathless, you
try and say the same thing, but he does it again. You gaze into those gorgeous
brown eyes of his and you see that they are filled with lust and a very urgent
need.
Breathless
he slides from inside you and you sit between his legs as he massages your
breasts. “How was it for you?” he asks. You’re far too out of breath to
reply so you just sigh and with that you share a long loving kiss.